1 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,400 I think, with your experience, 2 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:08,840 you'll get something, no problem. 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:10,600 Also, you're a handsome fella. 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:11,680 Thank you. 5 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,160 Oh, no, I'm not coming on to you. 6 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,520 I'm just saying it's easier 7 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,680 to place attractive people in advertising. 8 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:20,480 Like, uh, last week, we had this guy in, 9 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,720 and he had a great CV and tons of experience, 10 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,720 but he also had an eye patch. 11 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,560 [chuckle] Like the pirate kind. 12 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,400 Nowadays, you're not even allowed to ask, 13 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:31,800 like, "What happened to your eye?" 14 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,000 But you want to know. 15 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,120 Oh, totally. I'd be curious. 16 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,200 Like, was he pulling clothes out of the dryer 17 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,000 and he pulled too hard and his hand slipped 18 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,480 and he punched himself in the eye 19 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,240 - while he was holding his keys? - Maybe. 20 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,080 And then the other thing is what's behind the eye patch now? 21 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,280 Like is it just a-- a gaping... 22 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,160 Anyway, legally, 23 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,320 you can't not hire somebody like that, 24 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,680 uh, but at the same time, you're not gonna hire him. 25 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,120 Right. 26 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,680 Uh, so where have you been the last 3 years? 27 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,120 Have you been on holiday? 28 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,200 Uh, no. Uh, I worked at Braeband-- 29 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:07,400 Ah. 30 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:08,640 ...the pharmaceutical company, but, uh, 31 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,440 it's a bit delicate. 32 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,120 Oh. Well, let's hear it. 33 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,360 Okay, uh, a woman who worked there 34 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,360 made a complaint against me-- 35 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,680 sexual harassment, but it's not true. 36 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,280 I mean, it's very untrue. 37 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,160 - Right. - Um, and look, 38 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,240 when a woman makes a complaint of sexual harassment, 39 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:27,840 99% of the time it's based in reality. 40 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,320 I know that, you know that. 41 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,200 And it's important to believe women 42 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,280 because sometimes people unfairly side with the man, 43 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,280 you know, and why would anyone side with the man? 44 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,800 Well, I'll tell you why, okay? 45 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,520 Because sometimes the man is me 46 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:39,600 and it didn't happen. 47 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,320 So procedurally, I'm very glad 48 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,120 that they heard her side of the story, 49 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,360 but the other side of the coin 50 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,520 is that she's a liar and I didn't do it. 51 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,400 Oh, you speak French. 52 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,760 That's cool. 53 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,920 This is nice, isn't it? 54 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,400 This has gotta be one of the perks 55 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:00,440 of being unemployed, right? 56 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,080 Doing this together. 57 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,720 When was the last time we did this? 58 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,400 How'd your interview go? 59 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,520 I don't know. I don't know how it went. 60 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,400 Well, it's gonna take a while, isn't it? 61 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,440 Yeah, I just hope a while means 8 to 10 days 62 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,200 and not we all die of scurvy 63 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,280 because we can't afford citrus. 64 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,960 We're not gonna die from scurvy 65 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,120 because I'm going back to work. 66 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,720 Quite looking forward to it, actually. 67 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,440 It's gonna be nice to be around kids 68 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,240 who don't want to sit on my lap when I take a piss. 69 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,120 What about our kids? What's the plan there? 70 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,880 What's the plan there? 71 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,880 The plan is what we said the plan is. You'll do it. 72 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,920 Yeah, I'll do it if you don't want me to get a job. 73 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,840 You know, we're gonna have to get someone to help. 74 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,360 What about Anna? She's great. 75 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,400 She's not great. She has a pulse, 76 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,000 and she knows our kids' names-- 77 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,160 - one of our kids' names. - Oh, come on. 78 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,520 What? You don't have to defend her 79 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,080 just because she has big jugs. 80 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,360 Does she have big jugs? 81 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,840 [laugh] Look, it's just drop-offs and pick-ups. 82 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,520 Do your interviews in between. 83 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,360 And then, when you get a job, we'll make a better plan. 84 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,880 We just need to get organized. 85 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,280 I agree. I just don't think 86 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:54,560 we should be bigoted against someone 87 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,040 just because they have big jugs. 88 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,720 Okay, Mandela. Hey. 89 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,480 - Rob: Hi. - Hi. Thank you. 90 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,240 There you go. 91 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,320 - Hey. - Sharon: Hey. 92 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,680 Who's that? 93 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,240 Huh? Oh that's cross-eyed Christian fitness mum. 94 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,760 Don't worry. You'll get to know them all soon. 95 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,920 [sigh] 96 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,400 Do you like that wine? 97 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,680 Yeah. It's lovely. 98 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,800 It's a Sauvignon Blanc, but not as you know it. 99 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,240 It's, uh, 2013. 100 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,080 It's proper nice wine, that. 101 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,720 Right. I mean, 102 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,160 you can tell me how much it cost if you like. 103 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,080 - 18.50. - You're very generous. 104 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,800 Thanks. And you're a sneery arsehole. 105 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,760 So your folks are already back in Ireland? 106 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,000 Yeah. They didn't settle here, to be honest. 107 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,960 Ah. I mean, they gave it a good... half an hour. 108 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,360 I don't think he'd admit it, 109 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:41,920 but I think the area was just too black for Dad. 110 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,040 I mean not like "Get off my lawn," 111 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,680 but he'd roll up his car window 112 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,120 any time a gentleman of color walked by. 113 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,320 Or a black guy. 114 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,560 Or anyone in a burka. 115 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,080 Turban? 116 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,240 Nah. Doesn't really mind those lads. 117 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,560 So we wanted to see youse because we have some news. 118 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,880 We're moving to Spain. 119 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,280 What? Why? 120 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,640 Well, Mallandra wants to spend some time with her parents, 121 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,880 and-- I mean, they're super old. 122 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,160 What age is your mum? 123 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,200 66. 124 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,920 - 66? - Mm-hmm. 125 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Jesus, I thought-- thought it was-- 126 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,240 Anyway-- 127 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,880 Anyway, it's give and take, isn't it? 128 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,400 Wait, she's really only 66? 129 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,200 - Mm-hmm. - [Fergal exhales] 130 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,520 What are you gonna do there? 131 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,520 Hmm? Oh, I can make money anywhere. 132 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,400 - I just need a laptop. - [laugh] 133 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,200 That'll be your new life now, 134 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,360 trying to get online with a modem. 135 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:35,800 Er-- er-- bi bop, bi bop bop bop, shlong, er... 136 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,160 And what the fuck is that? 137 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,440 Spanish internet. 138 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:39,680 We have WiFi in Spain. 139 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,400 [laugh] No, you don't. 140 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,520 Anyway, it's gonna be sunny and brilliant. 141 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,160 The house we've got there, or nearly got there-- 142 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,280 you should see the place. 143 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,880 It's like a Spanish palace. 144 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,360 This house is nice, 145 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,480 but you wouldn't take a shit in it if it was in Spain. 146 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,760 What did you think about all that? 147 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,800 I think, Good for him, 148 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,360 and I'll see him in three months 149 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,360 when they move back here. 150 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,960 Mm, I feel a bit jealous. 151 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,800 Why? You'd hate living in Spain. 152 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,600 You know there's more British people there 153 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,680 than there are here, 154 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,280 and P.S., they all voted leave. 155 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,600 You're talking about the Costa Del Sol? 156 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,200 They're not moving to shitty British people Spain, 157 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:18,400 they're moving to real Spanish people Spain, which is lovely. 158 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,520 Well, neither of us could get work. 159 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,080 I don't think you can learn a new language 160 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,440 once you're over 40. 161 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,640 We'd starve to death. 162 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,040 [chuckle] 163 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:30,240 Aw. Shall I put Frankie back into his own bed? 164 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,280 I like hearing his little snores. 165 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,600 Oh. I was just, uh... 166 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,400 I was just thinking that maybe we should have some sex. 167 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,400 God damn it. 168 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,520 What? 169 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,080 I just jerked off. 170 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,360 What? 171 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,520 Why? 172 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,360 Well, you and I haven't really been-- 173 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,680 Where? 174 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,000 In the basement. 175 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,200 In the basement. 176 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,400 Oh, well, that makes me feel shit. 177 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:03,000 You know everyone noticed at dinner. 178 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,560 Noticed what? 179 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,400 Noticed that we're not getting on the same. 180 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,880 They didn't notice. 181 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,640 Well, Mallandra asked me what was wrong. 182 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,960 - Did you tell her? - Tell her what? 183 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,640 That you fondled a student penis. 184 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,320 - Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. 185 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,000 When are you gonna start liking me again? 186 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,240 I like you. 187 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,640 Well, you're acting like you don't. 188 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,080 - You're acting like-- - Honey, your response 189 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,240 when I told you I flirted with someone at work-- 190 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:24,760 - Come on. - ...was to-- 191 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:25,920 It wasn't about the-- 192 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,440 ...was to kick me out of my home. 193 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,680 Okay? You had the female response, 194 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,120 which was to go nuclear 195 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,480 and try to destroy our family. 196 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,880 I'm having the masculine response, 197 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,880 which is to bury the pain 198 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,040 and jerk off in the basement rather than touch you. 199 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,360 Can't keep saying sorry. 200 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,960 If I could cut off the hand that did the-- 201 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,800 you know, I would. 202 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,760 Well, I would endorse that 203 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:53,400 if you having fewer hands wouldn't fuck up my life 204 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:54,840 and make it more difficult. 205 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,400 The ancient Egyptians made medicines 206 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,560 - [knocking] - out of extraordinary things-- 207 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,880 castor oil-- Okay, back in a second. 208 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,200 What's up? 209 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,600 Mr. Humphries died yesterday. 210 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,640 What? 211 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,000 Just found out. 212 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,800 Sharon: No way. 213 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,240 Ah, no. Poor fucker. 214 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,800 - Yep. - Ohh. 215 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:19,800 What was it? 216 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,080 No. What? 217 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,800 Oh, my God. 218 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:30,120 You know, he asked me out one time for coffee 219 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,640 when I first started here. 220 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,680 I said no. 221 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,520 I don't think that's why he did it. 222 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,120 No, of course not. I wasn't saying the-- 223 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,480 Because he was gay? 224 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,680 Oh, right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 225 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,440 Yeah, I know that. 226 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,280 You ready to boogie? 227 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,680 Yep. Let's do this. 228 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,440 So how did you get here? 229 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,920 Did you take a, uh... 230 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,440 uh-- uh, rectangle-- you know-- 231 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,960 not a carriage but the newer-- red, you know, 232 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:05,800 the thing that we do now to travel and you pay? 233 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,920 - A bus? - Yeah. 234 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,400 Yeah, they said that's gonna happen for a while. 235 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,640 Oh, wow. So what's this place like? 236 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,080 Yeah, you know, it's your average 237 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,880 inpatient chemical dependency unit for men. 238 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,360 How are you? 239 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,000 I've been better. 240 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,000 Um, I found out, when we were taking our little break, 241 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,640 Sharon managed to jerk off a young boy. 242 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,280 - No. - Yeah. 243 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,600 He's 22, 23 max. 244 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:29,960 [laugh] Dude, that's terrible. 245 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,160 Yeah, it is. 246 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,440 Uh, and I still don't have a job. 247 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,960 I've had some interviews, 248 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,760 but actually I was gonna ask you 249 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,160 if you had any contacts you could hook me up with. 250 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,000 Sure. Sure. I-- I could-- 251 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,400 Hm. 252 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,960 What? 253 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,160 What? 254 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,160 Oh, fuck, man. 255 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,480 [laugh] I mean, there is nothing happening up here. 256 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,240 I don't know what I was gonna say. 257 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,360 Okay. 258 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,960 Don't worry. It's gonna get better. 259 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,840 Just because I was dead for a little while. 260 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,160 Ah, imagine how hard 261 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:06,120 a 22-year-old boner must feel. 262 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,320 Terrible news about Mr. Humphries. 263 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,120 Uh, my God, it's terrible. 264 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,400 It's-- I wonder if he-- 265 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,320 He was very troubled, as you know. 266 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,200 - Yeah, but he always seemed-- - Bipolar: 267 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,320 the silent killer. 268 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,720 Except when he was manic, 269 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,240 then he would make quite the racket. 270 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,080 [laugh] Well, yeah, but I don't think you can say-- 271 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,840 At any rate, we're keen to find someone, 272 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,080 temporarily at least, 273 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,880 to take the role of Head of Upper Juniors. 274 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,000 Right. 275 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,560 Just while we find out where we are. 276 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,120 Right, right. 277 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,400 Oh, me? 278 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,280 - Yes. - Oh. [chuckle] 279 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,840 Um, okay. Right, uh... 280 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,440 - Yes? - Um... 281 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,000 You'd need time to think it through? 282 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,240 Is it gonna be more money? 283 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,600 Yes. There's not a big difference, but-- 284 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,080 It would be an honor. 285 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,920 Are you Frankie's dad? 286 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,280 Uh, yeah. 287 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,800 I was expecting to speak to-- 288 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,840 Doesn't your Irish wife usually pick up? 289 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,200 She's my only wife. 290 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,040 I'm Wolf's mum Polly. 291 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,720 - Woof? - Wolf. 292 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,720 - Okay. - Just very quickly 293 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,600 because I have to pick my mother up from Liverpool Street 294 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,240 and take her to her hair appointment. 295 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,560 - Right. - And it's a bit embarrassing, 296 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,920 but very quickly, 297 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,720 I'm afraid your Frankie bit my Wolf on Friday. 298 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,600 Really? Frankie? 299 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,320 Yes. Bit him twice on his arm. 300 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,440 Left a mark. 301 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,000 I'm sorry. Uh, which one's Wolf? 302 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,400 Green jumper. 303 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,520 Raaa! Raaa! 304 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,720 Oh, wow, 305 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,160 - he's a big fella. - He's very gentle. 306 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,040 Anyway, I don't want to involve the school. 307 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,920 No, I don't see why that would be necessary. 308 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,320 Well, hopefully not. 309 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,480 Ah, there's my keys. 310 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,000 - Wolf: Bye, Keith. - Hello. 311 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,040 Sharon: What the fuck? 312 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,400 Maybe Frankie, in self defense, 313 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,760 as a last resort, bit him. 314 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,120 Or, you know, maybe he sat on Frankie, 315 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,720 and Frankie bit him just so he knew he was there. 316 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,800 But you know what? 317 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,400 She's probably biting her own son. 318 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,400 She got a load of attention when her baby was massive, 319 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,960 and now he's just a massive 4-year-old, 320 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,120 so it's less interesting, so she started biting him. 321 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,800 Ask her for photographic proof. 322 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,680 - You ask her. - I don't have her number. 323 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,320 Well, I'm not asking her. 324 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,520 What did, uh, say when you asked him? 325 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,960 He said he didn't do it, but he's a liar. 326 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,440 Oh, come here. 327 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,200 I got a promotion today because somebody died. 328 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,400 Oh, no. 329 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,680 - But that's great. - Yeah. [chuckle] 330 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,520 I know. I'm really flattered. 331 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,280 I have to organize the memorial for him, 332 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,680 so that's gonna be a bit-- but, you know, still. 333 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,280 Right on. Uh, is it good money? 334 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,200 Yeah, yeah. It's great in teacher money. 335 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,400 In real money, no, it's shit. 336 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,960 But isn't that inspiring? 337 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:31,040 I just started back, and my career's basically on fire. 338 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,320 Couple of years from now, 339 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,560 I could be Secretary of Education. 340 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,840 - How was your interview? - Oh, it sucked. 341 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,120 My new thing is I sweat, 342 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,720 like rolling cascades of sweat down my body. 343 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,320 Ugh. Why? 344 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,880 Because the school run is like a contact sport, 345 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,200 and, you know, they're so filthy 346 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,680 that after I get home I have to take a shower. 347 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,120 And then, after I take a shower, 348 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,760 I sweat for at least two and a half hours. 349 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,360 You know that. And, you know, 350 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,840 I don't have a reference from Braeband, 351 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,240 so that's making me sweat. 352 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,720 Well just-- just try and relax a little bit. 353 00:11:58,800 --> 00:11:59,920 You know, maybe-- maybe use it 354 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,320 as an opportunity to make a little joke. 355 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,760 Like make a joke about their air conditioning: 356 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,120 if they hire you, they could afford air conditioning. 357 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,600 Yeah, I'll try that. 358 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,800 And you know what? Fuck Braeband. 359 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,320 Tell them you've been a stay-at-home dad 360 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,600 for the last three years. 361 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,800 I'd like to see any of them try that. 362 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,120 You're a hero. 363 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,000 I mean, you're not, but they don't know that. 364 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,120 For the last three years 365 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,320 I've been fathering domestically, 366 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,920 uh, which is to say I've been a stay-at-home dad. 367 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,360 I'm lucky enough to have a wife 368 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,280 whose career made that possible. 369 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,040 Oh. What does your wife do? 370 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,400 My wife? 371 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:40,680 Oh, she uh... you know, uh, you know on planes? 372 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,640 You know the air vents? 373 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,560 Like, the nozzles that blow cooling air onto you? 374 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,840 My wife did a redesign of those and patented it 375 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,000 and sold it to Boeing and Airbus. 376 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:56,080 And a Chinese planes company. 377 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,280 You missed a button on your shirt. 378 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,800 Oh-- [chuckle] No, I didn't. My, uh-- 379 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,640 My son tore it off this morning. 380 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:04,960 You have a safety pin? 381 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,640 No. 382 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,560 If you hire me, you'll do so well, 383 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,120 you could afford air conditioning. 384 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,480 Oh-- Is-- Is-- You have. Okay. 385 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,280 I'm so hot. 386 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,120 I was wondering if I should get the kids 387 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,280 to write a little thing 388 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,600 about Mr. Humphries for the memorial. 389 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,480 That would be moving, wouldn't it? 390 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,640 I just wrote a little something, 391 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,360 and I just moved myself. 392 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,720 Well, people don't really care 393 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,400 when someone in the corporate world dies. 394 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,080 I mean, I just want to do something 395 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,320 that isn't just, you know, the same old-- 396 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,720 Like, I want to honor him, 397 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,040 and I want the kids to know 398 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,800 that it's okay to be messed up by all this 399 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,000 and also-- and this is third down the list-- 400 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,560 but also let them know 401 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,760 there's a new sheriff in town-- 402 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,880 of Upper Juniors. 403 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,320 That book must be fascinating. 404 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,080 What are you reading? 405 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,760 Pinochet's autobiography. 406 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,080 Christ. 407 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,680 It's not an autobiography. It's a biography. 408 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,840 What would his autobiography say? 409 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:09,480 "I'm amazing. Nothing's wrong. I'm planting flowers." 410 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,200 [laugh] Yeah, I guess. 411 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,600 What are you reading? 412 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,000 I'm reading The Sun Also Rises. 413 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,320 It's a proper book. 414 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,720 You've been reading that since we met. 415 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,160 Are you memorizing it? 416 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,880 Because, you know, 417 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,120 if you're gonna be Secretary of Education, 418 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,880 you might try reading more than one book every four years. 419 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,640 Well, that's mean. 420 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,960 Oh, by the way, I told your air conditioning joke today, 421 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:34,160 and I looked like a fucking idiot, so thanks for that. 422 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,840 Well, you probably told it wrong. 423 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,720 Dan: You don't tell an interviewer 424 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,160 you're a stay-at-home dad. 425 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,520 I mean, that's fine to say 426 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,800 at a garden party or in Sweden, 427 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,160 but-- but-- but not here, okay? 428 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,120 - Okay, but, uh-- - Yeah, over here, 429 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,600 men work in real jobs, do you understand that? 430 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,120 Uh, hang on a second. 431 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,560 Uh, so I spoke to Frankie, and he said he didn't do it, 432 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,480 so, you know, I think it might be a case of, you know-- 433 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,360 That is the world that we're trying to get you a job in. 434 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,520 I'm sorry. I don't think it's good enough 435 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,680 just to say he didn't do it. 436 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,080 Can I just finish this call? 437 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,000 Wolf's lost a lot of confidence over-- 438 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,400 All right, first interviews 439 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,440 are about "Can I work with you? Are you a prick?" 440 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,560 He wet the bed last night 441 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,080 for the first time since last week. 442 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,880 Uh, look, I'd like to settle this-- 443 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,640 And I'd like for my son to be able 444 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,800 to attend school without fear of being disfigured. 445 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,240 Is there a piece of your son missing? 446 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,360 Did my son bite a piece of flesh out of your son? 447 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,520 - No, but he's-- - I don't have a job right now, okay? 448 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,320 I am unemployed, and as a result, 449 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,960 my family might not have a home soon. 450 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,520 Okay? So I have priorities. 451 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,920 Well, my son is my priority. 452 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,920 Just tell me what you want me to do. 453 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,760 Do you want to bite my son? Would that help? 454 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,280 Do you want me to bite him? 455 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,040 Hey, Woof. 456 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,200 You wanna bite Frankie? 457 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,000 Just tell me what you want me to do. 458 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,720 - Rob? -What? 459 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,520 We just got an interview for you 460 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,800 at Harbury Capital. They'd like to see you this afternoon. 461 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,680 Wow. Really? Well, that's great. 462 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,840 Ha ha. Well, that's wonderful. 463 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,120 Did you hear that? 464 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,880 Derek Humphries was a beloved teacher. 465 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,160 He loved music, and he loved jokes. 466 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,800 He enjoyed having fun. 467 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,520 We all remember the time 468 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,040 he printed permission slips for the Easter field trip 469 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,120 on the wrong sized paper 470 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,880 and passed them out anyway. 471 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,920 [student coughs] 472 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,240 Ms. Norris and year 5 473 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,640 have prepared a musical tribute to his memory. 474 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,680 Ms. Norris, I'll let you introduce the performance. 475 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,800 [hoarse] Hi-- 476 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,080 Oh. [cough] Sorry, a bit nervous. 477 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,880 [chuckle] Hi. So, uh, yeah, 478 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,160 so I just wanted to say 479 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,920 that, uh, while we all loved Mr. Humphries, 480 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,240 I'm sure some of you are troubled 481 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,880 by the fact that he took his own, uh, what he did-- 482 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,800 Uh, and I don't think I'd be doing my job 483 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,760 as head of upper juniors 484 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,280 if I didn't say that if any of you are thinking of... 485 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,520 d-doing something, uh, like he did, 486 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,640 then, you know, 487 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,320 don't. [chuckle] 488 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,200 Uh, my door is always open. 489 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,560 Um, I mean that. 490 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,600 Um, it's hard-- it's hard being a kid. 491 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,600 I know that. Um, 492 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,280 I've had tough times in my life 493 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:12,320 from about 22 to about... yeah, maybe 34. 494 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,560 I-- I had tough times. 495 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,760 I had acne in adulthood. 496 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,680 Um, a lot of times, people tell you 497 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,880 you wrap all that up in your teenage years. 498 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,680 It's not true for everyone. 499 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,000 So, um-- yeah, 500 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,880 year five are gonna perform a song, 501 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,520 uh, we wrote about Mr. Humphries, so up. 502 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,440 Uh, they rehearsed very hard, 503 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:36,600 so if any of you feel like, you know, dancing or swaying, 504 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,080 then, uh, just go right ahead. 505 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,720 - No dancing. - Okay. 506 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,160 ♪♪ 507 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,680 Lets just start again 508 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,960 because Kira, uh-- started ahead of-- 509 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,280 Okay. 510 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,680 ♪♪ [children singing incomprehensibly] 511 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,800 Well, I grew Fry and Loeb from nothing 512 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,480 to a 100-million-dollar-a-year firm, 513 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,240 thanks mainly to securing a 360 deal with Jeff's Cola. 514 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,640 Right, right. 515 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,480 You know, I haven't been in the field for a while, 516 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,200 but I've got a thick-ass book of contacts-- 517 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,200 Niromax, PandG, Glaxo, Elron. 518 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,320 Right. 519 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,800 Pharmaceutical firms. 520 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,880 Is that from your time at Braeband? 521 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,960 Uh, well-- 522 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,480 Didn't you do a stint at Braeband? 523 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,960 Yeah, but it's not on my CV, so how-- 524 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,320 Suzy, my assistant, used to work there. 525 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,520 She recognized your name. 526 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,360 Shady place, though. 527 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,240 I've known other folk to leave it off their CV. 528 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,640 Well, the reason for that-- 529 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,320 It doesn't really matter. 530 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,520 What is concerning me right now 531 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,240 is that you smell of alcohol. 532 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:53,200 I met a friend for lunch, and I had a beer. 533 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,200 - But-- - You had a beer? 534 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,640 Abeer? 535 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,920 Mate, if you had abeer, 536 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,360 then I had lunch with Princess Diana. 537 00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,360 You had lunch with who? 538 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,440 Princess Diana. 539 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,160 I'm sorry. It's-- 540 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,960 It's just very difficult to understand you. 541 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,040 You don't have to understand me 542 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,240 because you won't be working here. 543 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,320 Well, good, because I don't want to work 544 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,840 at your Scottish whistle factory. 545 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,760 - I'm Welsh, you idiot. - Woo hoo! 546 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:15,080 News flash. I know. I said that to upset you. 547 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,680 What is upsetting me is you're still sitting here. 548 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,960 Well, get ready to be excited because I'm leaving. 549 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,880 Well, you should take a good long look at yourself mate. 550 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,680 You should take a long listen to yourself, 551 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,440 and I think you'd like what you hear 552 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,320 because your accent is adorable. 553 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,280 - I've gotta go. - Well, don't let me stop you. 554 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,720 I shant. You're a cutie pie. 555 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,280 Have a fantastic day. 556 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,720 I don't know why it sounded like that. 557 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,400 I think, you know, Kira started out of time, 558 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,920 and then the rest followed her 559 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,800 because she's so, you know, developed-- 560 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,600 I mean, uh, tall. 561 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,680 Thank you for the performance Ms. Norris, 562 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,760 although I didn't see why you needed to mention that he was gay. 563 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,080 I'm not gonna whitewash history. 564 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,120 I think referencing a teacher's sexuality, 565 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,400 gay or straight, 566 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,040 is inappropriate for primary level. 567 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,360 Really? 568 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,080 Well, why don't you do the next memorial, then? 569 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,080 I'd be happy to. 570 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,240 Great, great. 571 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,880 Well, I hope you don't do my memorial 572 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,920 because I'm not ashamed of my sexuality 573 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,640 and I'd want it all out there. 574 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,880 No talking! 575 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,600 How long do you think it would take you 576 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,640 to get a head teacher job? 577 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,880 I'm never gonna get a head teacher job. 578 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,600 You should have seen my assembly today. 579 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,320 It was a car crash. 580 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,680 Did anyone film it? 581 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,440 What? 582 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,920 Jesus, I fucking hope not. 583 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,440 Hey. 584 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,920 How would you feel about putting the house on the market 585 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,320 and getting a smaller place? 586 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,360 Oh. Um... well-- 587 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:56,480 I mean, why have the pressure of this monster mortgage? 588 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,520 Yeah, but you're gonna get something, right? 589 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,920 And there's always Braeband. 590 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,600 I mean, you can always-- I mean, Harita-- 591 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,880 Honey, I don't want to work for those kind of people anymore. 592 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,000 It's too stressful. 593 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,760 I want to be alive in 20 years. 594 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,400 I want to meet our grandchildren. 595 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,640 Yeah, we all want that, 596 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,360 but you've gotta strike a balance. 597 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,600 Of course I don't want you to die too young, 598 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:15,800 but you can't have a stress-free job 599 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,360 because who the fuck are you? 600 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,880 Why should your job be a picnic? 601 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,080 Kids in China are in mines. 602 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,200 I don't care about Chinese people. 603 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,360 [laugh] 604 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,760 Are you really worrying? 605 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,200 I'm fine. 606 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,920 Because we've got a lot to be grateful for. 607 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,040 You know? You should remember that. 608 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,440 We've got our health. 609 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,640 You say something now. 610 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,200 We have a beautiful, curious, amazing daughter 611 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,720 and Frankie. 612 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:45,960 Yeah, we got good teeth. 613 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,320 We have a restaurant quality blender. 614 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,400 Hey, we can sell that. 615 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,080 You like me again? 616 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:59,440 I'm trying not to, but it's not going very well. 617 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:04,360 I'm sorry your assembly was a car crash. 618 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,400 It's okay. 619 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,400 I don't even really-- 620 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,480 I just wanted to make you proud of me. 621 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,480 Just make you forget all the other shit. 622 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,080 I really want to keep hugging you, 623 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,480 but you just-- Jesus, 624 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,200 you really stink of cheese and onion crisps. 625 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,960 Do you make them now with your body? 626 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,400 Fuck, it's overpowering. 627 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,680 - Bitey. Bitey. Bitey. - Shh! 628 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,120 - Bitey. Bitey. Bitey. - Stop it, Wolf! 629 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,320 - Bitey. Bitey. - Please stop it. 630 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,680 Bitey. Bitey. Bitey. Bitey. 631 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,640 Bitey. Bitey. Bitey. Bitey. 632 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,520 Bitey. Bitey. Bitey. Bitey. 633 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,960 Oi! 634 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,800 - [brakes screech] - [horn honks] 635 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,760 Please don't hit me. 636 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:05,880 - I don't-- - What? 637 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,200 No, no. I wasn't-- I'm not-- 638 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,120 I'm sure Frankie didn't do it. 639 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,320 I mean, look at him. 640 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,680 He's a savage. 641 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,160 I hate him. 642 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,320 Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 643 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,840 I'm sorry. I'm sorry I shouted at you. 644 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,600 I'm sure Wolf's a great kid. 645 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,000 I mean, yeah, he lied about Frankie, but so what? 646 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,480 I mean, we're all just doing our best. 647 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,080 I mean, look at me. I'm a mess. 648 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,560 I can't provide for my family. 649 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,680 I have diarrhea every day. 650 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,440 You know, I have secrets inside of me that-- Ow! 651 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,520 Frankie! 652 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,920 Son of a-- [chuckle] 653 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,200 It's crazy that he did that for you to see. 654 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,080 I swear to God. 655 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,760 Wh-- 656 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,280 He's never done that before. 657 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,720 ♪♪ [male singer yodeling]